I've come to the conclusion they make great lovers. I've had plenty of poor sexual experiences, but never with an Italian. I use to say the same about Puerto Ricans... until a recent experience made me change my mind.
Like previously stated, I've had bad sex before. Whoever came up with that saying "Sex is like pizza, even when its not the best, it's still pretty good" was sadly mistaken. When I say this was bad sex, I mean it was BAD sex. It lasted all of 3 minutes. Now, after 4 and 5 hour sexcapades how in hell am I expected to total pleasure in 3 damned minutes? On top of that, there was no foreplay. I don't ask for much (though the more, the better) because I do get turned on relatively easy, but when you call foreplay asking me to put the condom on for you we have a problem.
Now, sometimes the vibe is just bad at first, but when he slips inside is like the long-lost key to a mysterious door. This was not one of those times. This was awkward, and his weird, squaking growls were even more awkward. I didn't even enjoy the biting he did, all I could think was "I woner is anyone else is free later..."and after a minute of faking I realized he didn't really care about my pleasure so I just stopped faking.
Let this be a lesson to those of you who do not know: big dick does NOT equal good dick.
Like previously stated, I've had bad sex before. Whoever came up with that saying "Sex is like pizza, even when its not the best, it's still pretty good" was sadly mistaken. When I say this was bad sex, I mean it was BAD sex. It lasted all of 3 minutes. Now, after 4 and 5 hour sexcapades how in hell am I expected to total pleasure in 3 damned minutes? On top of that, there was no foreplay. I don't ask for much (though the more, the better) because I do get turned on relatively easy, but when you call foreplay asking me to put the condom on for you we have a problem.
Now, sometimes the vibe is just bad at first, but when he slips inside is like the long-lost key to a mysterious door. This was not one of those times. This was awkward, and his weird, squaking growls were even more awkward. I didn't even enjoy the biting he did, all I could think was "I woner is anyone else is free later..."and after a minute of faking I realized he didn't really care about my pleasure so I just stopped faking.
Let this be a lesson to those of you who do not know: big dick does NOT equal good dick.
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