The Truth About Sending Nudes

I don't send full "nudes". I may have a few shots of me in a bra and panties floating around there, but nothing too incriminating. As a female, in a world of double standards, it's just too risky. For a guy, a quick "dick shot" isn't that big of a deal (unless you're a senator on Twitter), but a quick nipple shot will make you the town whore. (I mean, unless you take a video sucking a guys dick behind a school... then you get a record deal, SHOUT OUT TO AMBER COLE!)
To be honest, I'm not sure what guys think we do with your nudes. I, for one, certainly am not in bed, fingering myself while looking at your penis. Sorry. You may get off on looking at our tits, but it doesn't work both ways. Don't get me wrong, I have lots of  dick shots on my phone, computer, iPod, and tablet, and, sure, I enjoy getting them. Penises are very pretty, and appealing to the eye, but they don't get me dripping wet.
There are, however, a few simple rules to sending nudes that should be established prior to doing the deed.

1. Two is the limit. There are really only two angle at which your penis looks at all appealing, from above (birds eye) and from the side (profile). That's really all we need, and want to see. 
2. Please, don't pose. Unless we're into some kind of weird, clown position sex (yes, I had my phase) do not do it. It's just weird to have a straight male on all fours, making "fierce, tiger-like" face at the camera and it's most definitely not cute.
3. Don't ask "what we think". It's a dick. It's very pretty, sure, but that's really all that we can tell through a photo. The most I can say is that it's pretty. Penises are all relatively pretty. I won't comment on length until it's been in my mouth, and won't mention thickness until it's fucked me. So, that leaves it at pretty.
4. "Pic4Pics" don't really work. You only have one thing I'd want to look at sexually. Five photo from different angles doesn't count either.

So, there you have it. Feel fr