Dirty's Daily Confessions

Everyday a different dirty secret. Oh my!

Thursday December 22, 2011 I've never really cheated on someone I was dating.


Friday December 23, 20011 I dated a guy with a Prince Albert before.. and vibrating penis run. We barely got out of bed... ever.

Saturday December 24, 2011 I honestly intend to try out some of these "underground NYC sex parties" in the new year. Always been curious about them.

Sunday December 25, 2011 People always ask "Why a sex blog?". Are you that dumb? Why else? I fucking like sex. And so do you, you're simply too prude to admit it.

Monday December 26, 2011 I've had sex with someone from every continent. Yup.

Tuesday December 27, 2011 My one ex (the one with the MASSIVE penis.. but he turned out to be a jackass. So yeah.)and I had sex once when I thought he was home alone. He waited until afterwards to say "Oh, babe, next round be a little quieter, my mom just told me that your screaming is interfering with her soaps." I died inside.

Wednesday December 28, 2011 I don't really use sex toys that often. I mean, yes, I have a vibrator and some other things but I only bring them into the bedroom for special occasions... or when I have to because my lover seriously lacking.

Thursday December 29, 2011 The pornstars I've dated weren't that great in bed. One, who I thought would be amazing because of his video performance, was fucking horrible! He was so small! I mean, size doesn't matter... as long as you're at least average, which he wasn't. I can't even take his videowork seriously now. Sigh.

Friday December 30, 2011I've been sitting around naked for an hour. Man, do I wanna fuck.

Saturday December 31, 2011 LAST DAY IN 2011. I still want to have some fucking sex. But not any lame, one hour sex. I want 4 or 5 hour sexcapade all day. Maybe tonight. Who knows.

Sunday January 1, 2012 So, it's 2012... and I'm still mostly single? Sigh.

Monday January 2, 2012 i just watched Beauty and the Beast and cried my eyes out. Yes, I am a loser.

Tuesday January 3, 2012 I get bored of guys easily. I'm already over the one I'm talking to. Sigh. On to the next one, I suppose

Wednesday January 4, 2012 I have real codependency issues. I just want someone I can fuck all day, every day, as many times as I want, without a condom because I know they're only fucking with me, and we're both clean.. and I'm on the pill, haha.

Thursday January 5, 2012 I have a legit crush on Bruno B (one of my favorite porn stars) I would fuck him senseless.

Friday January 6, 2012 I think, like usual, I'm being walked all over. Oh-fucking-well, I'm going to go call my Italian lover and see if he's free. At least with him it's a mutual "I'm using you for sex", with this kid it's like he thinks I'm stupid enough not to know that I'm a side. And, of course, my co dependency issues make it okay to me.

Saturday January 7, 2012 I don't understand why people are amazed with some of the age differences my lovers and I have. I love older, much older, men. They're usually better in bed anyhow. If you're thirty plus, you're right up my ally!

Sunday January 8, 2012 I hate and love relationships. Maybe because I'm normally attracted to asshole guys.

Monday January 9, 2012 One day I'll find a guy who can keep up with me sexually and isn't a lying, two timing, pig. One day.


Tuesday January 10, 2012 In reference to my 1/6/12 confession, I am. Oh well. And my Italian lover (the TAN one) was free. And I did fuck him senseless. I hope you (you know who YOU are) get a blister. Ass.


Wednesday January 11, 2012 Virgins who do nothing but act like they know a damn thing about sex annoy me. Just die, kid.


Thursday January 12, 2012 Today my ex called to say he's getting married, but won't if I fly all the way out to the Bondocks of America to prove that I love him. I do love him. But I can't do that. #ForeverAlone

Friday January 13, 2012 My mother told me she feared me marrying a skinny, hickish, white kid that hunts, fishes, and owns a trailor. Funny shit, that's the exact definition of the kid I'm currently interested on a level further then "I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!"


Saturday January 14, 2012 I thought I was pregnant there for a minute. Had a serious heart attack. Don't worry, it's all good, I can continue to fuck, smoke, and party! YEE.


Sunday January 15, 2012 The day that I texted one of my Italian fuck buddies that I thought I was pregnant and he didn't respond I lost a little respect for him. I said "Heyyy, jsyk, i've been feeling kind of off, and i just wanted to let you tht i'm going to get a pregnancy test, but not to worry bc i'll take care of it etc. just so you kno and shit." I mean, sure, I could have called. But I didn't feel like that awkward conversation. We even had a "You'd have an abortion if you were pregnant" talk before, that's the only reason why I brought it up. If I was a guy I'd want a girl to let me know.. it just seemed a bit fucked up and shitty. And he never fucking acknowledged it. I mean, I still fuck him, I like his cock, but he NEVER even bothered to drop a "Hey, you know, I got that text... just freaked out... so you know.." comment.

Monday January 16, 2012 In reference to the above confession: I used to think this particular fuck buddy was amazing. He went to the same middle school as me, and I didn't recognize him at first, but then I realized that I had a huge crush on him when I was in like.. 3rd or 4th grade. So fucking him is like fucking Superman to me. And him being a cowardly dick about something is like finally meeting Superman, only to find out he can't really fly. Disappointment, much? (Yes, I'm a motherfucking geek, hop the fuck off.)

Tuesday January 17, 2012 I wish I could actually fuck Superman.While flying. Over the New York City skyline. Yeah. I can dream right?

Wednesday January 18, 2012 I just realized how absolutely ridiculous my "fucking Superman" analogy sounded. If he (or anyone, really) ever heard that I'd probably crawl under a rock until I died. Yup.

Thursday January 19, 2012 I've hurt so many people that didn't deserve it in the past to years... I'm honestly sorry. Not that I'd forgive me either.

Friday January 20, 2012 I'm far too nice. I like to help people, and that gets me in trouble. In the past month I've post bail for my ex, paid for drugs for a fuck buddy under... fucked up circumstances, taken the blame for a friend, and had to get my sister out of more trouble than I care to explain. Door mat? I think so!

Saturday January 21, 2012 Katy Perry's "The One That Got Away" on repeat, crying, because I'm secretly a dork like that. YEAH.

Sunday January 22, 2012 In truth, I just want to get married, get an apartment, and have a LOT of sex ALL of the time. Is that too much to ask?

Monday January 23, 2012 I'd never admit the above to anyone. Everyone expects me to be like my mother- strong, independent, happy alone, and totally dominant. That's not me at all.

Tuesday January 24, 2012 I lowkey wish I wasn't as picky as I am. I wish I could just settle. I can't.

Wednesday January 25, 2012 I dream about picking a bus in any direction, and hopping on it in the middle of the night. I'd toss my phone out the window, and no one would know where I'd gone off too.

Thursday January 26 2012 Partying everyday isn't appealing anymore. I'd like more. I grew up.

Friday January 27, 2012 I haven't slept in so long... What is sleep?

Saturday January 28, 2012 I get agitated so easily. It takes a lot of willpower not to punch walls.

Sunday January 29, 2012 I hurt people I care the most about. Bad habit.

Monday January 30, 2012 You don't want to see me without a cigarette. I get quite ansy.

Tuesday January 31, 2012 My cat is the best thing in my life. Yup.

Wednesday February 1, 2012 My buddy from rehab has really become a great distraction from how miserable I've been feeling

Thursday February 2, 2012 I have horrible trust issues. Absolutely horrible. I assume you only have the worst intentions.

Friday February 3, 2012 I have a hard time getting close to people. (I know half the people reading this are going "DUH YOU SEEM LIKE A WHORE!") I'm not sure why, I just push people away.

Saturday February 4, 2012 I'm actually not as big of a whore as I seem. I fuck with a select few. I don't bring home every stray from the bar!

Sunday February 5 2012 I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. My mom's Buddhist, and I have some Pagan, and Shaman family. Yeah, we're weird.

Monday February 6, 2012 I wish I could find a boyfriend that got me, and wanted to fuck as much as I do. It's either one or the other. -Sigh-

Tuesday February 7, 2012 I'm really unhappy. I can't figure out why.

Wednesday February 8, 2012 I got the rudest message on Tumblr! Now I respect ALL faiths, but keep your beliefs to your motherfucking self. If my fucking, my drinking, and my drug use bothers you, DON'T FUCKING READ MY BLOG OR TWEETS! Damn Jesuser. I don't need YOUR Lord's help. I have my Gods. Fuck off.

Thursday February 9, 2012 I'm too fucked up for most people. Oh well.

Friday February 10, 2012 I drink too much. Goodbye, liver.

Saturday February 11, 2012 I also smoke too much. Goodbye, lungs.

Sunday February 12, 2012 I'm broke right now. This is all types of bad.

Monday February 13, 2012 Why is everyone I connect so well with a billion miles away from me?

Tuesday February 14 2012 I'm far too bipolar lately. I don't take my meds because that make me feel like a zombie, but I wonder if I should.. Lately I've been like going from "GOD I HATE MYSELF I'M SO FUCKING HIDEOUS" to "WOW, I LOVE LIFE, AND DAMN I'M LOOKING FLY TODAY" lmao. It's not good.

Wednesday February 15 2012 If one more person on the black side of my family calls my piercings and tattoos "self mutilation" I'll punch a cute baby. And I like cute babies.

Thursday February 16, 2012 I think I'll get my tongue re-pierced. Not just because of oral sex, I just like the look.

Friday February 17, 2012 I've been on my Spring diet, and it's working. Yeeee.!

Saturday February 18, 2012 My most recent ex is the one I miss the most, mostly because I never told him how much I loved him. He died in a car accident, and I was on the phone with him at the time.

Sunday February 19, 2012 My next tattoo will be the letters A & V in a heart. They're the initials of an ex who I will always regret hurting, and never stop loving. But I've learned not to hope for anything, so I let that go, the best I can anyhow...

Monday February 20, 2012 I would kill for a massage right now. Another reason I miss my ex who passed away, he was a masseuse.

Tuesday February 21, 2012 I want to fuck really badly. Where is my phone?!

Wednesday February 22, 2012 I really really enjoy giving head.

Thursday February 23, 2012 I don't like sleep over at people houses. This doesn't just apply to fuck buddies, just in general, I like my bed, and my house, but when it comes to fuck buddies, even boyfriends, I get weird. I feel like the act of sex isn't the beautiful part, it's waking up, and knowing that the face whose body heat you feel against you has the same loving feelings for you that you do for them. That's what I want, not just to wake up the morning after, with an awkward "Erm, I have to go".

Friday February 24, 2012 Music saves me. When I'm having an episode, and I know it's bad, throwing my earbuds in my ears, and zoning out keeps me grounded.

Saturday February 25, 2012 Sex also helps with those episodes.

Sunday February 26, 2012 God, this kid is killing me. He's Peruvian and Chinese, and I've known him a while.. and I'm only now discovering that he's a closet freak. I love it. I want his cock. I want his cock badly.

Monday February 27, 2012 I really really really want this kid's cock. Holy fuck balls. I'm about to say to hell with Italy, bring on Peru and China!

Tuesday February 28, 2012 I. Want. His. Cock. HOLY FUCKBALLS.

Wednesday February 29, 2012 So we just had our first conversation NOT centered around sex, and I genuinely like this kid, he's a sweetie. And he gets my weirdness. Hmm.

Thursday March 1, 2012 I'm freezing. I need someone laying with me right now.

Friday March 2, 2012 How have my tits grown? I've been done with puberty for a while. Not that I'm complaining. WHOOP.

Saturday March 3, 2012 I'm actually excited to get out with my Italian buddy today. He's a nice kid, we never really hang out though. Just fuck. Hmm.

Sunday March 4, 2012 Despite the fuckery, I had fun last night. I enjoy adventures, and that was one.

Monday March 5, 2012 I can't hang out with my buddy from rehab for a while. He asked me out, and I said no for some reason. Fuck. Why though? He's sweet, and always there for me... I'm such a piece of shit.

Tuesday March 6, 2012 What the fuck is this? Confuse the shit out of [Dirty] week? God. The Peruvian and Chinese kid wants to look at apartments for us? Not that I'm complaining, the thought of getting an apartment with someone I can just fuck all of the time is appealing.. It's just. Weird. I get asked out three times, and asked to move in with someone twice? The fuck?!

Wednesday March 7, 2012 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS PERUVIAN/CHINESE KID'S TONGUE. I really... FUCK. I really can't believe it. It was.. FUCK. It was amazing. And he likes eating pussy? Yes. That's it. He's mine. I'll move in with him after today, I swear to fucking god.

Thursday March 8, 2012 I always find a way to fuck up a good thing. Oh well.

Friday March 9, 2012 I have a hard time believing people, because everyone disappoints me in some way or another.

Saturday March 10, 2012 I want to be bitten right now. Hard, until there are teeth marks in my skin.

Sunday March 11, 2012 I honestly don't like having fuck buddies over. I don't "fuck" at my house. I invite boyfriends, and real friends over, but if you're neither, keep it moving, please.

Monday March 12, 2012 I consider so few people friends. I almost feel bad.

Tuesday March 13, 2012 Recovering from the worst hangover. OW.

Wednesday March 14, 2012 I haven't actually liked someone in a while. This is a foreign feeling, even though he makes me happy.

Thursday March 15, 2012 God, I'm a needy motherfucker. It's no good.

Friday March 16, 2012 I'm not sure why, but I want to get piss drunk tonight. YEEE.

Saturday March 17, 2012 I did get piss drunk last night. In fact, I got piss drunk with my Italian buddy (the light, full blooded Italian) and his friend. We ended up going to an old friend of mine's house for bud, and by the time I got there I was piss drunk. I haven't seen these people in a good year or so. Oh well.

Sunday March 18, 2012 I'm spending the day with my boything today. I'm excited. After the shitty St. Patrick's day I had, I can't wait to be with one of the only people who make me happy.

Monday March 19, 2012 Holy mother of god. Yesterday was great. I missed having sex with someone I cared deeply for, rather than fucking for the sake of fucking.

Tuesday march 20, 2012
I, honestly, have a drinking problem.

Wednesday March 21, 2012 Late night conversations while high. I love it.

Thursday March 22, 2012 I've been spending a lot of time on m roof, smoking and writing. It's awesome.

Friday March 23, 2012 I miss sleeping next to someone every night, actually.

Saturday March 24, 2012 I've been cooking so much lately. It helps relieve stress.

Sunday March 25, 2012 I've been looking up crazy sex positions recently. I need to find someone crazy to try these out with.

Monday March 26, 2012 I wish I had someone to lay with me right now. My cat hisses when I get too close to rolling over her again.

Tuesday March 27, 2012 I talk toooooo much when I'm drunk. Tis no bueno.

Wednesday March 28, 2012 I still have to say "Wed-nes day" when I spell Wednesday. My sixth grade teacher taught me that.

Thursday March 29, 2012 According to my mother, I should get a Monroe piercing again, and my snakebites. Hmm.

Friday March 30, 2012 I kind of want my nipples pierced. Ye or Nay?

-CONFESSIONS ON HIATUS UNTIL DECEMBER- 

Saturday, December 01, 2012 I have ruled out the nipple piercings in the past few months. But I'm definitely considering getting my tongue pissed. Possible snake eyes. Hmm.

Sunday December 02, 2012 I'm thinking of bleaching my hair and keeping it blonde. Something new for the New Year.

Monday December 03, 2012 I think FAR too much and up over analyzing things. This needs to stop.

Tuesday December 04, 2012 I. Must. Quit. Smoking. Cigarettes.

Wednesday December 05, 2012 Today is my mother's birthday.... she's been 42 since I can remember.

Thursday December 06, 2012 There is a very good reason why I hate most females. I can't stand being talked down to like I'm too stupid to realize. This is why I choose to hang out with guys.

Friday December 07, 2012 I hate being put in awkward situations that are out of my element. I have a nasty habit of being offensive, so if you bring me somewhere and I rub people the wrong, it's on you. I couldn't care less.

Saturday December 08, 2012 One of my biggest pet peeves is stupid females. Especially when they're older then myself. I can't.  (Especially these Twitter/FB hoes. smh. Grow up)

Sunday December 09, 2012 I adore my boyfriend [:

Random Confessions throughout December 09, 2012: 
I really hate the idea of New Years. It just reminds me of everything I should have down last year. Fail.
I have a strong disdain for most people. I just keep it to myself because no one really cares, lol.
My nails are an absolute mess right now. They keep breaking. Fucking stress, maybe it's time for tips for a while?
I need a new car. I just don't want to have to drive to class and shit.
Anything used in the bedroom that involves "heating sensation" always makes me a bit uneasy. Imagine that shit being defective!
Pornhub.com is, and will always be my favorite site. It has just enough of everything.
I have no New Years resolution because I don't need to fail at one more thing. My life is a long string of disappointments. I don't need another.

Monday December 10, 2012 My boyfriend's female is pregnant! Rather her than me, LOL!

Tuesday December 11, 2012 I think it's time to bleach my hair again.

Wednesday December 12, 2012 My mother has decided to design my tattoo with her initials in it for New Years. I'm pretty excited about it.

Thursday December 13, 2012 I really can't believe in less than a month it'll be 2013! WTF happened to 2012?!


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